The Crab Walk

I went on a week long trip to Maine this month. It was so refreshing to visit a land filled with nice pleasant people who couldn't care less about the latest fashions or fads. New York is full of douche bags, and apparently Massachusets is full of assholes. But I digress, I absolutely love the nature in Maine. Climbing mountains has become one of my favorite things to do in the world. Since Buffalo is nothing but flat swampland, I'm going to have to move by the end of the year, lest I shoot myself. Maine doesn't seem to have as many cool places for cheap food, at least not at first glance, but there are some choice restaurants with reasonably priced deliciousness for when I can loose a few dollahs. I think I would be very happy living there or somewhere just like it.
Things I learned in Maine: "Ah yah", "I s'pose", State bird is the chickadee (not the puffin), state flower is the pine cone(?), trailer homes are very popular, Leon Leon Wood Bean seems to clothe the entire state, anything is better with blueberries in it, fiddleheads are a delicassy, there are almost no black people, and everyone has a lobster for a pet.